Maria Menounos Loves Her Brain Tumor And Would Probably Have More

December 21, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Maria Menounos is still making the brain tumor rounds even after having it removed during a surgery this past June, and she talks even more about her brain cancer in the January/February issue of Women’s Health. Health. Irony. Menounos goes as far as to pull the “best thing that ever happened to me” go-to celebrity line that’s used regarding everything from taking on a challenging acting role to having your kids shot in front of you. Anything that lands a celebrity an interview is a “best thing.” Duh! 

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Maria Menounos Spilling Out

February 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

That body on a Greek woman says Maria Menounos could’ve run a shipping empire or commanded a legion of uneducated workers in Peru knitting sleeveless tops for fat women. She opted for fake giggles and feigning interest in Katy Perry dating rumors. It’s hard to watch women with spectacular asses settle. You’re less anorexic than […]

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Samantha Hoopes Wins Entourage Premiere

June 2, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to believe they’re still making movies showcasing hot girls in a digital age when you can click to Egotastic and see the same actresses naked. The soundtrack will be hot too. You can get all that on Spotify in eleven seconds. Entourage came up in in 2004 before broadband was wide and we […]

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Maria Menounos Has Ass Will Travel

July 15, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Maria Menounos celebrated her new show that will be exactly like her old show by wearing a skintight skirt in front of TV critics at the NBCUniversal gig. My thoughtful assessment of Maria’s new show is that I’d like to take Maria over my knee and spank the collagen in her ass until I’ve reshaped […]

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Maria Menounos To Leave Extra, Or Not

March 27, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Maria Menounos is either leaving her gig on Extra or not. According to highly almost never reliable Page Six, Maria’s contract isn’t being renewed because she’s a diva who hates AC Slater and is asking for too much money. That all seems pretty logical to me. Maria’s fall back position is her awesome new reality […]

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Maria Menounos Desperate to Get One Male Viewer

February 28, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m worried that if I watch I ever watch Extra, my balls will shrivel up like a time lapse clip on how grapes are made into raisins. Even the rugged presence of AC Slater can’t elevate that show to baseline masculine viewing standards. Still, they’ve got Maria Menounos showing off her body, which is a […]

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Maria Menounos Has Stamina

January 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Back in the day, you could spy on a woman getting out of her gym clothes and if you got caught, you might receive a shriek or a smack in the face. Now you get arrested, jailed, and put up on a website as a blue dot for the rest of your life. You end […]

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Maria Menounos Had A Nice Vacation

January 6, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Extra host Maria Menounos has been enjoying a little quality vacation time down in Los Cabos, and it certainly looks like she’s benefiting from the rest and relaxation. Just look at how she smiles as she realizes that she’s being photographed in her bikini, almost as if she’s saying, “I look forward to the positive […]

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Maria Menounos In A Bikini in Greece

June 21, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I bet when Maria Menounos goes back to Greece everybody treats her like a conquering hero. She’s off in America working with Slater from Saved by the Bell. She got to go the Kardashian baby shower. But maybe some people are just haters. Call her, Big City Maria. Talk about how she thinks she’s too […]

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Maria Menounos As Grand Marshall Of Gay Pride Parade

June 11, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I was halfway through the Tony Awards yesterday when I realized I was watching the L.A. Gay Pride Parade. It was a spirited event. That one day a year when gay men and women in West Hollywood get to come out from behind the repressive shadow of the gay unfriendly people who don’t exist in […]

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