VP Mary Carey And Shit Around The Web

May 4, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Former porn star Mary Carey would like to be Donald Trump’s running mate. Nobody knows the struggles of the middle class like a woman whose done ass to mouth on camera for five hundred a pop. Like the modern Howard Cunningham.


Phoebe Price And Mary Carey Making Magic

February 19, 2016 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

While playing catty with a former porn star your mind has to be thinking about choice you made twenty years ago to stick with the soft core track. A thousand public outings in super low cut tops, baring your ass in short skirts, flashing your snatch at family friendly venues causing fathers to assure their young […]


Mary Carey Passes Out on Flight

October 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You’ve got to be pretty fucking drunk to be kicked off an airplane. I was once stuck in the Reykjavík airport with a tourist group of Swedes. You can’t get drunker than Swedes on holiday. It’s an insane level of intoxication. They still let them stagger onto the plane in their pee soaked pants. But […]