Maryna Linchuk Poses for a Bikini Shoot

April 24, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Girls from Belarus can do fierce face better than American girls. That’s a scientific fact. American women are soft from too many take-out salads and advanced sexual toys and Fat Oprah owned channels. While Belarus women must fight the local swamp rats for scraps of dead pigeon entrails to feed their families. You start fighting […]


Maryna Linchuk’s Nipples Better Produce a Cloudburst

February 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With the earth in California drying into an arid crumble, it’s hard to imagine there’s water allotment for spraying a Russian model’s tits with precious ounces of our remaining stockpile. Excuse me, Belarusian. If that is even a real place. I can’t imagine moistening the nipples of hot chicks is called out as a waiver […]


Maryna Linchuk Hangs Out With Naked Women

November 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If I were fluent in Russian, I could tell you exactly why Maryna Linchuk is hanging out with groups of topless women. But I can barely manage some English. I’m going to go ahead and guess that a Russian mob boss paid a lot of rubles to fulfill a very detailed erotic fantasy. Either that […]


Maryna Linchuk In A Bikini

May 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Maryna Linchuk is mysterious, in a bikini

May 5, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I’ve never heard of Maryna Linchuk, but she was shooting for Victorias Secret on the beach in St. Barts today, and according to wikipedia she’s “a Belarusian fashion model”. Which didn’t help at all because that’s clearly not a real place. They might as well say she’s from Whosy-Whatsy-ville. Get some god damn editors, Wikipedia! […]