Gloria Allred Secured Pedo Blood Money for McKayla Maroney

December 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s word that Maroney took a check for $1.25 million last year to remain quiet on the unfolding Dr. Larry Nassar matter. Or, $1.25 million minus the fat cut to her attorney, Gloria Allred.


McKayla Maroney Thrown to the Molestation Wolves by USA Gymnastics

October 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

McKayla Maroney joined the #MeToo crowd with an actually horrible tale of long term molestation by the USA Gymnastics team doctor.


McKayla Maroney Defends Her Ass

May 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somebody raise their hand when they notice a pattern of 18-22 year old second tier celebrity chicks defending their soft core porn shots on social media. McKayla Maroney who was super famous for ten days in 2012 at the London Olympics has turned her gold into numerous CW show guest appearances, a few licensed fleeces for sale, and down top pics on social media.


McKayla Maroney Identity Crisis

August 11, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

2012 Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney suffered an identity crisis when she quit gymnastics and everybody she met kept insisting she was “that gymnast girl”. Sort of like Obama will be next year when people keep asking him, “Hey, I know you from somewhere. Yeah, your wife shit canned tater tots from my kids lunches”.


Did McKayla Maroney Get A Boob Job And Shit Around The Web

April 27, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Frowny-faced Olympian McKayla Maroney is looking different these days. Mainly her tits. That’s what happens when you are finally allowed to go through puberty. Compare Maroney yabbos for yourself. (Hollywood Tuna) Hilary Duff shows off her awesome body in Shape Magazine. (Egotastic) Old crone Madonna wants to suck the life force from a young male […]