Sarah Joelle And Micaela Schaefer Topless Lingerie

March 22, 2016 | NSFW | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Models are different in Germany. So is lingerie. It’s all about precision. We’ll have time for lacy details when we have a seaport. Can you wear it for nineteen days in combat without a rash. Not saying we’re going to war, just in case. Your breasts are augmented with enough K-rations to get you to […]


Micaela Schaefer Snatches 250

March 3, 2015 | NSFW | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m going to keep showing pictures of naked German women until somebody at Interpol sends me a threatening letter. This chick likes to paint herself and get naked next to the Brandenburg Gate as a reminder that we could easily go back to tyranny and oppression the day we stop letting chicks get naked and […]


Micaela Schaefer Is Topless

February 4, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not super unusual to see topless chicks being molested by guys in cheap bear suits in many corners of Berlin. It’s some kind of living art that spread from unisex bathrooms in basement discotheques with impossibly loud music. It’s the natural extension of the thousands who venture out each day looking like Angela Merkel’s […]


Now Micaela Schaefer Is Naked For Love

February 6, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that they’re done pretending to promote Berlin’s international film festival, Micaela Schaefer‘s sometimes-weirdly-shaped breasts are being used to promote Valentine’s Day, as the model stood naked in front of the Brandenburg Gate all in the name of love. Showing her deep range and commitment to her art, Micaela this time used small heart stickers […]


Oh Look, Micaela Schaefer Is Naked Again

February 4, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Because nothing says “globally-celebrated and revered film festival” like a naked woman using only thin strips of celluloid to cover her tits and vagina, German model Micaela Schaefer decided to celebrate the beginning of Berlinale with a quick photo shoot. Was there a point to Micaela’s tribute to Berlinale other than to stand around in […]


Micaela Schaefer Has Her Work Cut Out For Her

October 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When I read that Micaela Schaefer (left) attended something called the Venus International Erotic Trade Fair Aftershowparty in Berlin over the weekend, my automatic reaction was: “Awesome, I bet she wore something that showed off her tits and legs.” And I was absolutely correct. However, she also posed with another model named Sophia Wollersheim, and […]


Micaela Schaefer’s Breasts Remind Us That Oktoberfest Is Almost Here

September 17, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Oktoberfest begins on Saturday in Germany, which means we’ll soon be reminded that German women with large breasts in short skirts are awesome, and fortunately model Micaela Schaefer got the jump on that yesterday at the Berlin Dungeon. This isn’t as impressive as her celebration of Easter earlier this year, but Micaela is also a […]


Micaela Schaefer Paints Her Eggs for Easter

March 26, 2013 | NSFW | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When we hate a girl who is dying for public adoration, we call her an attention whore. When a hot girl we likes pulls much of the same shit, we just watch and applaud and call her daring. I like German model Micaela Schaefer. She’s daring. She likes to get butt naked in public in […]


Micaela Schaefer made the ‘Men in Black 3’ premiere hot

May 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Model and attention whore Micaela Schaefer went to the German premiere of ‘Men in Black 3′ in Berlin last night wearing little more than a belt and video tape. Which covered like a belt and video tape. But everyone seemed to love it, even German Santa. No German Santa, look away, the children might get […]