Jenna Dewan Tatum and Minnie Driver Are Almost Naked

April 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know who else is in here. Damn, I want to be Photoshopped like Minnie Driver. I could be a god. You can’t even see her brown tooth or that plate of St. Louis style ribs she ate in ’98 that stuck around her hips. Sorry, Minnie, please don’t quit Twitter again. There’s Channing […]


Minnie Driver Quits Twitter

April 11, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Minnie Driver didn’t really like the unflattering comments she received on her recent bikini pictures so she’s leaving Twitter. First off, boo fucking hoo. Criticism really is tragic. Here’s how social media works, Minnie. You are either naturally good looking in which case a ton of men will tell you how fucking hot you are […]


Minnie Driver In A Bikini In Miami

April 10, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Remember when Minnie Driver used to be the epitome of raw sexuality in Hollywood? When you’d lay in bed at night picturing her grotesquely brown tooth dripping with the byproduct of your lovemaking? Watching mediocre looking women slipping into slightly older mediocre women really is a hard process to endure. I do hear Minnie’s never […]


Minnie Driver Is Where the Sun Will Never Find Her — The Beach

July 11, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Minnie Driver is yet another one of the celebrities wearing those stupid Panama hats and oversized sunglasses and protective tops to shield her from the mindless killing machine that is El Sol. Here’s a thing, if you’re scared of the invisible death rays emitted by the blazing orb in the sky, how about hiding in […]