Miranda Lambert In A Bikini

September 23, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fuck, there go the Miranda Lambert fatty jokes she claims she never reads in the tabloids though responds with exclamation points to every single one of them on social media. She was particularly pissed when people claimed the jiggly pounds she dropped recently was due to some doctor tying rubber bands around her digestive tract. […]

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Miranda Lambert Isn’t Pregnant, She’s Fat

April 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

“I’m not pregnant. I just got fat over the holidays. Just a couple of cheeseburgers extra.” — Miranda Lambert I’m going to call that true, false, false. Nobody gets fat from two extra cheeseburgers over the holidays. And, what holiday exactly? She said this at the end of March. The Vernal Equinox? The naming of […]

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take notes Chris Brown

February 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rihanna has apparently let Chris Brown off the hook for punching her in the face until she blacked out, but clearly other big stars aren’t so forgiving fucking retarded. Like Miranda Lambert, who held up this sign during a concert and then sang ‘Gunpowder and Lead,’ which is about domestic violence and a woman who […]

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