Myla Sinanaj Gets Plastic Surgery To Look More Like Kim Kardashian

October 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Myla Sninanj believes that by sleeping with the men Kim Kardashian has slept with, cutting up her body to mimic Kim Kardashian’s unnatural form, and even putting out a Vivid sex tape, she will earn like Kim Kardashian. Myla, you sad unfortunate fool. Being a sleazy ho-bag with ambition doesn’t make you Kim Kardashian. Wake […]

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All the Big Names in Faux Celebrity Sex Tapes Out to Promote Strip Club Opening

September 17, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As if Backdoor Teen Mom wasn’t a powerhouse on her own, Vivid hired Sydney Leathers and Myla Sinaaj for their strip club opening in Miami. You know Sydney Leathers from such accomplishments as crude sexting with Anthony Weiner and nothing else. Myla Sinaaj is the super crazy girl who tried to bang Kris Humphreys when […]

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Myla Sinanaj Calls Herself ‘The Anti-Kim,’ Makes Sex Tape

August 13, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kris Humphries did what any idiot would do after learning he was played by Kim Kardashian, he went and humped the shit out of a Level 3 whackjob who looked sort of similar to Kim. In the process he put Myla Sinanaj on the media radar. Enough so that she’s been trying desperately to launch […]

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Kris Humphries Makes Poor Choices in Women

May 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Myla Sinaaj is the chick who kind of looks a bit like Kim Kardashian who Kris Humphries ran to after he became the last person on the planet to realize that his wedding to Kim Kardashian was nothing more than a cynical plot to make money. Yes, she has brunette hair and big tits like […]

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