Natalia Proza In A Swimsuit For 138 Water

August 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The devious intergalactic ass inspecting colonizers from this phony 138 Water campaign are back and they’ve got Russian whores with them. There’s no known defense to Russian women born on the steppe and trained in the ancient brothels along the Irtysh river. We almost lost the cold war to the unchecked power of those ambitious […]


138 Water Now Has a Body Snatcher Bus

November 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The completely fictitious bottled water company 138 Water upped the ante on their cult like deception by hiring skanky girls to ride around L.A. over the weekend in a signature party bus. The nightlife loving crazies who chose to climb up into the semi-truck were treated to five minutes of free booze and stripper club […]


Natalia Proza In A Wet T-Shirt For A Water Ad

August 8, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hot Russian models come and they go. Sometimes, in cargo containers. But every now and then it’s worth stopping to smell the borscht. This girl Natalia Proza reminds me of the wet t-shirt contests during Spring Break where the pro girls would pretend to be co-eds as dudes named Spanky would pour pitchers of water […]