Natalie Portman D-Minus Harassment Tale Dominates the Last Men on Earth Podcast #111

November 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Be sure to subscribe to the Last Men on Earth podcast on iTunes. Apple takes all the upside, but once a year they mail us a piece of Steve Jobs embalmed back hair to snap into our Christmas nog.


Madison Beer Unimpressed Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

November 15, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Child stars all grown up, Monica Bellucci nude and sticky, and more!


Kate Hudson Classic Beauty and Shit Around the Web

October 25, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton’s Halloween duds, Mr. Skin’s nudity filled DVD releases, and more!


Frida Aasen Hot Aasen Hell and Shit Around the Web

July 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Drew Carey’s hot girlfriend, Chanel Iman at the beach, and more!


Natalie Portman Shows Her Ass And Shit Around The Web

February 8, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Pre-preggo Natalie Portman shows off her Queen Amidala bare ass in Planetarium. Her husband loved it, until she rolled over and he realized she was a girl.


Actors Are Not People

January 6, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

W Magazine published a spread of actresses young and old who will likely be up for awards this January and February when Hollywood stands in a circle and jerks off on one another. Not the black people obviously.


68th Annual Cannes Red Carpet

May 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Cannes started again. Nobody can seem to stop it. Cannes is the annual film event in the South of France where European people you don’t know but are quite certain you would hate mix with Americans you know you hate to celebrate movies you will never watch. Roman Polanski will merge with Sean Penn and […]


Natalie Portman Seems Grounded

May 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Things I learned from the Hollywood Reporter’s gushing interview with Natalie Portman: she’s insufferable. Bruce Jenner inquiring if he could have the clit off the woman he killed in the Lexus came off as more humble. Portman has a ton of views on a ton of things all of which seem to be based on her desire to […]


Nobody Likes Natalie Portman And Shit Around The Web

December 23, 2014 | crap around the web | Brendon| 0 Comments

Natalie Portman’s favorite whine is how Star Wars ruined her life. It seems that after she gave a shitty stilted performance in those steaming turd prequels no one wanted to work with her. Now she can only cry into her fat Lucas paycheck and residuals. Read all about poor Oscar winner Natalie Portman. (Dlisted) Wait, Joe […]


Chris Hemsworth’s Wife Is On the Jealous Side

December 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know why this story bothers me so much. I think it’s the sadness sweeping over me knowing that even successful Hollywood actors who could nail any woman end up married to a woman who vagina lashes all the fun out of them. That’s metaphysical angst or something. Natalie Portman was passing around a […]