Eve Wants Nicki Minaj To Think of the Children

November 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Eve was Amber Rose with a rap contract. But now she wants to use “think of the children” to stop young women from expressing their sexuality for money. Slightly hypocritical when you started stripping underage at 17-years-old. 


Nicki Minaj Maybe Dents The Internet A Little But Not Really

November 16, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The Internet only suffered minor damage after Paper Magazine declared that Nicki Minaj would be following in Kim Kardashian’s footsteps by breaking the Internet full stop with a new hypothetically buzz-worthy spread. Turns out it’s not even worth filing an insurance claim for. While I hate to even admit that Kim Kardashian is a human, you have to give her and the one of seemingly thousands of provocative one-word magazines props for actually stifling the ho-y competition when the world glimpsed the centaur’s scary shiny ass in 2014. Kardashian’s spread was… I guess in some capacity… please Jesus forgive me… iconic, whereas Minaj’s plays out like her Instagram Story on a Tuesday.


Who Left The Internet More Broken: Nicki Minaj Or Kim Kardashian?

November 15, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

When Paper Magazine announced in 2014 that Kim Kardashian was going to “Break the Internet,” worried users assumed she was going to sit on it and crush it with her centaur ass. This obviously wasn’t the case, and instead we were treated to ass and tit shots that did peak the Internet’s interest – more out of pure medical fascination than anything. Now three years later Paper is crowning Nicki Minaj as the next breaker of the Internet, and on their new cover, they feature three Minajes for the price of one. It’s a… Minaj á trois. This is why they get paid the big bucks. 


Minaj Bod Mod Hodgepodge

October 30, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Celebrity asses are really having to one-up each other in the race to grab headlines, and it looks like Nicki Minaj isn’t ready to throw in the towel, even though she’s going up against the likes of botched Armenian centaur Kim Kardashian. Minaj has made a living out of clapping her ass cheek implants together to the hypothetical delight of men everywhere – though more femininity and sex appeal could be found in a water buffalo in drag – but the singer’s latest Instagram look really has people talking. About how scary and botched she looks. 


Nicki Minaj All In For Her Big Brother’s Child Rape Case

October 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Maraj could be a random Long Island stepdaddy rapist were it not for the fact he’s Nicki Minaj’s older brother. The two are close siblings. So much so that Minaj will be the central witness for the defense. 


Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 65: Top 10 Nip Slips

October 3, 2017 | advertisement | Sponsored Content| 0 Comments

Few things are better than seeing a nipple when you’re least expecting it, and some seriously sexy stars have accidentally let one slip over years. This week is dedicated to some of Mr. Skin’s favorites – like Winona Ryder, Farrah Fawcett, Lucy Lawless, and Mandy Moore! Man, these bring back fond mammories.


Elizabeth Turner Round Bright Eyes and Shit Around the Web

September 28, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Famous centerfolds, nude Toronto natives, and more!


Nicki Minaj And John Mayer Go At It On Social Media

September 12, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When “I have a black friend” won’t work, openly flirt with a black woman on the internet. Then and only then will it be possible to reclaim a spot on the Billboard Hot 100.


Nicki Minaj Secretly Sponsoring Village in India

May 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nicki Minaj took to Instagram to casually drop in a series of publicized photo posts that she’s been financially supporting a village in India for the past couple of years. Minaj is so humble, nobody even know about it.