Hot Women Come Out for The AIDS

February 11, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Girls go nuts for The AIDS. These amFAR events scheduled around the world in concurrence with various Fashion Weeks bring out the best looking ladies. Dress up, show off, there are men with money and not long to live here. Best party ever. Condoms are ten grand each. You’re going to want at least two. […]


Emma Roberts and Bella Thorne Tits at People’s Choice Awards After Party

January 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The People’s Choice Awards is a real thing invented by the networks so that their crappy shows and celebrities could win awards before the Golden Globes and Oscars cut back to people who at least spend some effort trying to be imaginative. The highlight of the evening was when Leslie Mann got her hand stuck […]


Nicky Hilton Flashes Panties on Her Wedding Day

July 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nicky Hilton flashed her panties on her wedding day because beneath a $100,000 dress at a million dollar wedding still beats the heart of a Hilton. She may be boring and dull and occasionally tested with a glass slide beneath her nostrils for signs of life, but only a Rothschild gets to see the hooch. […]


Nicky Hilton Butt Cheeks And Shit Around The Web

July 6, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Nicky Hilton showed off her butt cheeks and thong through a cut out dress at a Versace show. In other news, Nicky Hilton is still alive and this is the most interesting moment of her life. Behold the Nicky Hilton thumper. (Egotastic) Khloe Kardashian is probably fucking James Harden. (TMZ) Kim Kardashian desecrates the flag by […]


Nicky Hilton Found a Purpose

June 8, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to say which of the fractured Hilton ducklings is the least horrible. I’m going with Nicky. In ten years of tracking celebrities I’ve never seen Nicky not on her cellphone, but fuck, if the worst thing you can say about a Hilton is they’re a tedious chatterbug, you have you best Hilton ever. […]


Nicky Hilton Is Now Boring in a Bikini

December 8, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When the answer is Paris Hilton and the question is which Hilton sister got all the charm, you might as well wrist cut your way out of the Jeopardy competition if you’re the other one. There’s an opiated elderly woman in Western China who has barely moved on a porch rocking chair for the past […]


What The Fuck Happened to Books?

June 2, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s no wonder the kids aren’t reading books anymore. It seems like only last year the New York BookExpo hosted masters of the ink and paper like Gwyneth Paltrow with her perfect recipes for guilt-free paella and a happy marriage. This year we got Farrah Abraham, Nicky Hilton, and Lena Dunham, the Hemingways of the […]


Nicky Hilton In A Bikini

July 20, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If Paris Hilton didn’t do all the stupid wretched party girl shit she does, she’d just be her sister, Nicky. Boring as fuck. Two working eyes, but still unable to see her own boringness. Paris is filming her reality show so she needed Nicky to come by in her bikini. I think they shot Nicky […]


Paris Hilton spoke at the European School Of Economics awards

December 7, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The European School Of Economics Foundation Vision And Reality Awards were held last night in New York and attended by Paris Hilton, and though it may look like I found two unrelated sentences, cut them in half and then crammed them together, that is not the case. European economists had an awards show in New […]


my, what a fancy party

January 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

To be fair, maybe Lindsay Lohan didn’t sneak into last nights Weinstein Company party, because it seems Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters were also there. How prestigious! Suffice to say no one should touch anything in that room until it’s been boiled.