Nicole Richie Seems Composed

October 20, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nicole Richie celebrated the replacement of her last natural body part over the weekend with a fancy no-food party at Bloomingdales. It saddens me that women ever feel the need scalpel and inject and Scented Magic Marker themselves into unrecognizable collagen sculptures. Not the ugly ones obviously. You’re going to want to head to the […]

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Katy Perry Is Just Full Of Crazy Ideas

April 9, 2014 | Uncategorized | Brendon| 0 Comments

Just when you think that Katy Perry is completely out of ways to prove how zany and unique she is, she does something that just blows our minds. Last night, she joined Nicole Richie and others in supporting Marianne Williamson, an independent candidate for Congress, at an event in Los Angeles, and Katy stole the […]

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Art Basel Is the Perfect Place to Feel Important

December 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Art Basel is the new annual celebrity proving ground for sophistication credentials. It’s in Miami which means the beach and the better cocaine, so it’s kind of the perfect place for Hollywood intelligentsia to head in December to prove their more enlightened than everybody who used to go to Aspen and wear fur in between […]

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Nicole Richie In A Gold Bikini

July 30, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you ran a Body Mass Index on Nicole Richie, it would come back with a score of ‘eat some fucking food already’. I say that lovingly. I don’t want to see somebody claimed by anorexia and then I become like my aunt who tells the Karen Carpenter story over and over again. None of […]

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Nicole Richie Weighs Less Than You Think, If You’re Thinking 100 Lbs

July 25, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nicole Richie, whoever sunk your battleship and made you stop eating, just let it go. You’re married, you’ve got kids. This is the time to pack on a few fat rings. I’m sorry your dad sold you to Lionel Richie for six bucks and a bus transfer. Eat a god damn sandwich already. You’re scaring […]

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Nicole Richie’s Boobs Look Like a Magnet

July 23, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Blurry Nicole Richie is kind of hot. If I could keep her a little out of focus, maybe bring up the NFL on Fox bumper music every time she said something stupid about skin care or her gays. That Nicole Richie could be my girlfriend. We’d have to do something with the kid though. Or […]

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How Are You Not Watching Nicole Richie on AOL?

June 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Don’t let it be because you haven’t had an AOL account since your last free trial disk ran out of hours in 1998. You are truly missing one special bit of Twitter inspired reality television programming. Like the latest episode: Nicole Richie visits her hairstylist Andy Lecompte, one of Los Angeles’ most famed hairstylists. Nicole […]

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Nicole Richie Gets Candid, You Get Educated

May 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re like me, then you too have been wondering how the hell you can get a little more Nicole Richie in your life. Our wait is over, my friend. #CandidlyNicole is here. The web show based on the uproarious Nicole Richie Twitter feed. It was only a matter of time before social medial content […]

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Nicole Richie Has Cleaned Up Boobs

April 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure what Nicole Richie does, but since she stopped snorting so much blow with her former ‘school’ friend Paris Hilton, she seems to be much more put together when doing it. I guess you only have so many rails in your life before you realize it’s time to either commit yourself to the […]

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