Olivia Culpo in The Hair Down There and Shit Around the Web

October 16, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

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Leo’s Newest Pussy Posse Conquest and Shit Around the Web

August 22, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Jasmine Sanders rocks the Hamptons, Elizabeth Turner models lingerie, and more!


Rebecca Black Friday Fun Bags and Shit Around the Web

June 21, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

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Tim Tebow Spares the Rod

December 2, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Former Miss USA Olivia Culpo says she’s breaking up with Tim Tebow because he won’t plow her like a good man should. This despite Tebow being the world’s most famous no-sex-before-marriage disciple. That and he likes to spend Sunday with his mom are clearly right there on the bold face disclaimer. Still, hot chicks aren’t used […]


Olivia Culpo Topless For Treats!

July 29, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Olivia Culpo was the last Miss USA winner to mean anything since Trump glued on his hair and declared he hated Mexicans and soiled all that is special. Coming off a solid year as beard for Nick Jonas, Culpo has rotated 180 by stripping naked for a photoshoot that is only almost ruined by a dude sprayed […]


Nick Jonas’ Miss America Girlfriend Means He Can’t Be Gay

October 13, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Men who love cock like ISIS loves beheadings are accusing the prettiest Jonas brother of gay baiting by ripping off his shirt and flashing his six pack at gay bars, singing in Broadway musicals, all the while secretly loving the pussy of his Miss America girlfriend. It’s called a Jackman in street parlance. Nick Jonas […]


Finally, I’m Paying Attention to The Great Gatsby

May 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Officially, every movie has to be in 3D now. It’s the Hollywood law of sucky films. Even 1920’s bromance tragedies, or comedies, I can’t remember the book that well or much from high school except Don’t Use the Second Floor Boy’s Room and JayJay sells the crack weed. But I’m pretty sure this whole ‘another […]


Miss Rhode Island is the 2012 Miss Universe

December 21, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Olivia Culpo, a 20-year-old sophomore at Boston University and current Miss Rhode Island, became the first American in 15 years to win the Miss Universe pageant last night, when she… uh… won the Miss Universe pageant. And of course she won. Look at the neckline on her gown, or on this costume that would be […]