Margot Robbie Peak Performance and Crap Around the Web

February 12, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Who’d you rather, hot Heather Graham pics, and more!

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Olivia Wilde Breastfeeding Points

October 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s a quiet dignity in being part of the hundred million women a year who breastfeed their babies without so much as a selfie or Instagram shoutout to woman power. At some point wealthy celebrity women having kids in their 30’s decided that snapping photos of their infants on their tits constituting their Gaia sacrificial duties for the year.

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Amy Adams Tits and Olivia Wilde Bush, It’s the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

March 25, 2016 | advertisement | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

My ass used to be enslaved to SpinMedia, which was fucking horrible. They spent like Bernie Sanders not using other people’s money. Now I’m in deep to the guys who own Mr. Skin. Which is superior because they trade in tits. I don’t know what’s going on with the dollar or the yen, but the […]

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Olivia Wilde Unleashes Bush

March 23, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

HBO knows where it’s bread is buttered. It’s buttered in tits. As an example, see every single show on HBO. In the latest episode of HBO’s new original series, Vinyl, Olivia Wilde went full frontal. Vinyl is set in the 1970s. Before men convinced women to shear and wax themselves into a pre-pubescent guise so that men could […]

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Jason Sudeikis Played the Shit Out of That Fiddle

March 17, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Jason Sudeikis ghosted Olivia Wilde after they first met. Sadly, it was the first definition of the slang in the Urban Dictionary, not the far more inventive second: In order to ghost a girl, you must begin having anal sex with her against a window. After a little while, pull your dick out and allow your […]

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Olivia Wilde in A Bikini

December 15, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Olivia Wilde took a break from her bikini vacation to Tweet out a mention of the anniversary of Sandy Hook and a call for the kind of ambiguous gun control laws celebrities call for from their Maui vacation homes. It’a a burden being a person who abhors the mindless killing of children. Other people have […]

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Olivia Wilde, Hero

April 1, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Olivia Wilde wrote a blowhard essay to accompany her Self magazine photo shoot which repeatedly referenced how she is not in good shape after giving birth and graphically referred to wearing “ice diapers” to cool her birth jets. “In fact, I’m softer than I’ve ever been, including that unfortunate semester in high school when I simultaneously discovered Krispy […]

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Olivia Wilde Wears A Tiny Bikini

December 10, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I could see fathering children with Olivia Wilde. I know exactly how it would go down starting with the eliciting of wallowing pity. People talk about sympathy fucks like they’re somehow unworthy of being called sex. Everybody has an agenda for hopping in the sack and if you can count on your insanely handsome good […]

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Olivia Wilde’s Tit Looks Perfectly Natural

August 5, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t tell which is worse. Women who still pretend there’s a public breastfeeding controversy or people like me who drum up fake stories about public breastfeeding controversy as an excuse to show you a baby sucking on Olivia Wilde’s tit? We’re probably both going to hell. Olivia Wilde and her publicist decided they wanted […]

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Olivia Wilde Is Challenging Us Now

January 28, 2014 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

You wouldn’t think that Olivia Wilde is pregnant just by looking at her, because even though she’s something like 12 months along, she has looked great in almost every situation she’s been spotted in. In fact, it’s almost like she’s playing a game at this point and trying to think up ways that she can […]

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