Paula Abdul’s Problem With The Lakers

September 18, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The Los Angeles Lakers decided to celebrate the dying franchise by retiring Kobe Bryant’s jersey numbers. Pre-rape and post-rape. But Paula Abdul’s problem is wondering why her jersey isn’t up there next to the Black Mamba’s. 

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Paula Abdul Sues Fat Burning Salon For Burning Her

January 11, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Once relevant Paula Abdul is suing a tanning salon for burning her legs and thighs back in 2012 when they were supposed to be burning her cellulite. It seems that the former entertainer head went to a the UVASUN tanning salon and had an infrared body wrap, which only sounds super safe. Apparently, they turned […]

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Paula Abdul Had Her Bat Mitzvah In Israel

October 30, 2013 | Uncategorized | Brendon| 0 Comments

Paula Abdul could barely contain her batshit excitement when she met Israel’s President Shimon Peres yesterday during her visit to his country, as she was there to celebrate her Bat Mitzvah just a few decades after most other Jewish girls. The former pop star and American Idol judge was invited by Israel’s Tourism Ministry to […]

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Paula Abdul got fired from X Factor

January 31, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

The ratings for the American version of ‘X Factor’ were disappointing to say the least, and much lower than ‘X Factor’ ratings in the UK, and one problem may have been too much giggling and too many accents. And so the all girls and everyone from Wales has been fired. Actually Nicole Scherzinger may be […]

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