Robin Thicke Checkmates Paula Patton In Custody Games

August 22, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Breaking up has always been about who is the happier person after the split. People are petty. It goes from an “us” thing, to a “me vs. you” thing the moment she finds text messages from strippers on your phone. 

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Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Working Overtime to Fuck Up Their Kid

February 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not been novel since Kramer vs. Kramer that dads might want to parent their kids even after divorce. Before 1980, the leased Porsche and Jordache jeans were the sole priorities. Even guys who never dug being dads have to put on the game face and fight for shared custody. Rich parents with a single kid have managed to turn the entire process into a Shakespearean tragedy. 

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Robin Thicke Excessive Spanking

January 14, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Paula Patton is accusing her ex-husband Robin Thicke of spanking their six-year old son excessively. Also drugs and alcohol use, though only the first charge caused a thousand dudes in WeHo to get wicked hard. She wants to change the terms of their custody to supervised-only daytime visits for Thicke.

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Paula Patton’s Nipples Seem Happy To Be Single

August 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know Robin Thicke but he sure seems like a pain in the ass. The first guy to get raped in prison and the first to complain about it too. Boo fucking hoo. You were born pretty, now you’re being passed around for cigarettes. The way he folded after being caught pounding Jasmine, the […]

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BET Lets Robin Thicke Serenade His Black Ex-Wife (VIDEO)

June 30, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Robin Thicke has spent the better part of the past four months singing love songs to Paula Patton who left him because he dry humped Miley Cyrus on camera then started sleeping with the couple’s joint masseuse off camera. There were probably other issues as well, like Robin wearing vests and sunglasses for no obvious […]

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Robin Thicke Was Pathetic As Planned (VIDEO)

May 19, 2014 | video | Brendon| 0 Comments

Ever since Paula Patton dumped his ass for cheating on her after “Blurred Lines” became a huge hit and made him think that he was a god, Robin Thicke has vowed that he’d win his wife back, no matter what it takes. That’s why he used the Billboard Music Awards last night as his grand […]

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Robin Thicke Has A Plan To Get Paula Patton Back

May 16, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Ever since Paula Patton split from Robin Thicke in February, because he couldn’t keep his dick in his pants after the success of that song he ripped off from Marvin Gaye, the singer has vowed to win her back by whining about how much he loves her every time someone points a camera at him. […]

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Paula Patton Handling Divorce Well

May 9, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When dudes get divorced they start working out with trainers at the gym and buying expensive jeans. Women can just show off their tits. Advantage women. While Robin Thicke continues to mope at his concert stops about how much he hopes to get his baby mama back, Paula is showing off her yabbos in Vanity […]

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Paula Patton Didn’t Like Robin Thicke Twosoming Their Threesome

May 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The sum total of my relationship advice boils down to one simple phrase: fuck one person at a time. Most every cataclysmic death of an intimate relationship occurs because somebody had to start fucking outside the box. You can use all the modern day polyamory mumbo jumbo you want, when knocking boots starts involving more […]

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Robin Thicke Wants Paula Patton Back (VIDEO)

March 1, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Robin Thicke is trying everything he can think of to get Paula Patton to take him back. He’s apparently sending thousands of dollars worth of flowers to her house because he saw that work in a movie once. I think it was Pretty Woman and she was a whore. He’s also now moping on stage […]

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