Thank God For Phoebe Price’s Parking Lot Ice Cream Taint

October 27, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Before the rise of social media, aspiring Z-list celebrities had to air out their taints out in the real world to get attention – usually while crashing cars or shopping for bedazzled “cum magnet” onesies from Kitson on Robertson Blvd in 2005 – versus from the comfort of their own living rooms like today’s spoiled whores. And the OG sassy starlet Phoebe Price has been on the frontlines of the phenomenon for, judging by her face and body, I’d say about sixty-years, and shows no signs of slowing down. If anything Price is getting grosser as she circled the drain, and is pretty much the only one providing real entertainment value these days. 

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Jeana Turner Pimping H2OMG and Shit Around the Web

June 16, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Gigi Hadid spandex superstar, this weekend’s hottest stars, and more!

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Phoebe Price And Angelique Morgan Tits And Ass For Dinner

May 15, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

 

Coquettish transvestites Phoebe Price and Angelique Morgan graced the sidewalks of West Hollywood while visiting hotspot Craig’s restaurant. You know your restaurant has made it when Price’s ass juices are being absorbed into the chairs. 

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Phoebe Price, Plan D

April 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Google quotes for the word “persistence” and you’re bound to find tons of Tony Robbins type motivational slogans. It’s merely another word for stubborn. That breaks down quickly into unbreakable winner and unbearable loser. 

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Phoebe Price Slipping Nips and Taking Names

April 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no way to cute up being intentionally naked in public in the middle of the day for attention. The naked cowboy has a shtick people have come to accept. Phoebe Price pales in comparison. 

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Hide Your Gold

March 17, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every holiday is some excuse to eat and drink to excess. They used to be more about things like Jesus being born and resurrected, battles for Independence, or mystical happenings. Now they’re trips to BevMo for themed cocktail mixes. This is in no way a criticism.

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Phoebe Price Keeps Her Corner

March 8, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This is how you do it, Russian bitch. That Nadeea Volianova tart was encroaching Phoebe Price’s desperation corner in and around Beverly Hills. That’s not going to fly. We buy American now. It’s beautiful.

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Phoebe Price’s Tit Fell Out, Again

February 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Phoebe Price has been wearing that bald spot covering hat and funky outfits designed to have her lady parts fall out since people believed the world’s computers would shut down on 1/1/2000. Had the mainframes shut down, maybe she would’ve gone into another line of work. These causal factor trees are infinite.

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Phoebe Price And Angelique Morgan Nuclear Clock Nearing Midnight

January 25, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If reality television were the caste system found in any overpopulated Indian metropolis, these two would be living in dung heaps searching for shiny objects in the teeming open-air landfills.

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Phoebe Price And Angelique Morgan Are Ruining Another Holiday

December 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

These two arthritic super-villains continue to roam the streets of the fair city unabated. Cheap body suits, Daisy Dukes, wigs, and thongs that must certainly smell like bad hummus. Which also smells like good hummus which makes the product extremely confusing.

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