Blind Date Bang-o-Rama and Shit Around the Web

December 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Blind Date with a twist, busty bathrobe babes, and more!


Dioni Tabbers See-Through Model and Shit Around the Web

June 8, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Lady Gaga’s new hair, naked actresses with three names, and more!


Romee Strijd Keeps Victoria’s Secret and Shit Around the Web

May 10, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Lia Marie Johnson gets naked (DrunkenStepfather)

Bella Hadid and friends go jet skiing (TMZ)

Mariah Carey upskirt out on the town (TaxiDriverMovie)


Photographer Cassie Scott poses nude (EgotasticAllStars)

Romee Strijd keeps Victoria’s Secret (Egotastic)

Pixie Lott bootylicious in pink (Popoholic)

Hailey Clauson booty at the beach (HollywoodTuna)

Mother’s Day Battle of the Babes: Zoe Kravitz v. Lisa Bonet (Mr.Skin)

Mindy and Blue Angel share everything (Fleshbot)


Pixie Lott White Bikini In The Snow

April 1, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Either these chicks wore white bikinis to go skiing or somebody’s shooting the new best music video ever. Wham’s Last Christmas but without the specter of deadly sexually transmitted diseases stifling the Yuletide spirit. Pixie Lott is another pop singer who’s topped the charts in England but whose music hasn’t transcended into the low bar music […]


Wicked Hot Anorexics at The British Fashion Awards

November 24, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The fashion business is one massive ruse. It’s the equivalent of telling Jacksonville Jaguars fans that this is the year. That dress looks suspiciously like something already in your closet. I know you’re paying for it yourself, but I might note that I pay for my own clothes and our rent. The entire point of […]


Pixie Lott Nip Slip In Cannes

May 29, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pixie Lott is a supremely British looking singer who had a whole bunch of pop songs you’d know if you were a pedophile trying to lure girls into the back of your lorry with knowledge of tween music. That might be unfair, even if entirely true. Instead of bitching about having to dress like a lady […]