Priscilla Salerno Will Not Accept Tan Lines

March 12, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This Italian adult actress is the first chick with an IMDB starmeter rating to visit the beach sans protective sun gear since the mid-nineties. Melanoma obsessed celebrities compliment each other on the pallor of their skin at anti-vaccination meetings in the party rooms at vegan bakeries. Oh, get out, I do not look more Casper […]


Priscilla Salerno Topless Spill in the Atlantic

February 26, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In Italy, they call their porn stars ‘erotic models’. I find that a bit more dignified. My grandfather used to call bourbon his ‘medicine’ and the meter maid’s cars say ‘parking services’ on the side. Names are important. For instance, the precise names of the bacteria this Italian erotic model is leeching into U.S. coastal […]