Rachel Hilbert And Yara Khmidan Bikinis In Miami

September 29, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Victoria’s Secret army of hyperventilating men in short sleeve dress shirts have captured two chicks from every nation to put aboard their hot vagina ark for when the rains come. Not rain, I meant raids, on their Southeast Asia stronghold where there is one-hundred percent employment among girls 8-12. Top that with your phony […]


Rachel Hilbert Topless

May 12, 2015 | NSFW | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Topless photos in black and white are what is commonly referred to as art. Photographers have been using this ruse for generations to get girls to take off their clothes for what is necessarily important work. No, these aren’t titty shots, this is black and white. Now shut up and look wistful to match your […]


Rachel Hilbert Topless, It’s Black and White, It’s Art, STFU

April 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Some days the Muses don’t visit. God provides in other ways. Tits help. Jesus went up on the cross a couple thousand years back so the party down here could keep rolling. That’s my interpretation. I know those self-flagellating dudes in the Philippines lugging crosses every Good Friday have a different one. Somebody once accused […]


Rachel Hilbert in A Bikini

March 18, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Victoria’s Secret models don’t know exactly what to do when the cage door is left open. Free will is not their friend. Inevitably they spend their personal time running back and forth across the beach in their bikinis. Never too far from their bowls of milk or their chew kimonos. Everybody wants an incredible ass but nobody quite […]