Sophie Kasaei a Tit Nippley and Crap Around the Web

January 11, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

LeAnn Rimes bikini booty of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes Antarctic adventure (TMZ) Moira Donegan cops to creating the ‘Shitty Media Men’ harassment list that got everybody fired (TerribleWords) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley breast exposed at photo shoot (TaxiDriverMovie) Sophie Kasaei beach bikini body curves (Egotastic) Sura Silverman sexy in this elegant topless shoot (EgotasticAllStars) Gal Gadot looking like a leggy […]


Rosie Huntington Whiteley With Child, Without Bra

April 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A lingerie model turning thirty has two jobs. Launch a bra and panties sub-line with a major retailer and get knocked up by wealthy entertainer ten to thirty years your elder. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley locked down H&M and Jason Statham, respectively.


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley White Hot And Shit Around The Web

March 28, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is 180 pounds of bald clingy British dude away from being perfect. Assuming she’s given up the acting altogether. 


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Businesswoman of the Year

November 16, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Harper’s Bazaar named Rosie Huntington-Whiteley their Businesswoman of the Year because she has a lingerie line in a department store, had a contract to promote UGG, and a deal with some company that makes unecessarily expensive jeans. In short, she agreed to show up to the event and they had to pick somebody.


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavy Treats And Shit Around The Web

November 9, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

English hottie Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows off her tits. Quick. Look before Jason Statham calls you a homo and sucker punches you.


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage Show And Shit Around The Web

September 16, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows off some serious cleavage. She’s not large chested, so this takes some work. Respect the fucking work!


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley In Lingerie And Shit Around The Web

August 17, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley wears sheer lingerie. When Jason Statham finds out he’s going to rent three much smaller Filipino men and kick their ass.


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley No Bra No Panties No Problems

February 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to tug one out properly to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley knowing Jason Statham is behind you ready to drop kick your ass. After he watches you finish. He’s got a ton of issues on his plate. I can’t remember who I just said was the perfect girl. I changed my mind. It’s this chick. She […]


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley See Through

February 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This chick has made an entire career out of not talking and having lips that look like she just sucked the tailpipe of a classic Buick until it surrendered. Each skill therein by itself only gets you so far. Combine the two with The Transporter making threatening phone calls to booking agents you’ll never go […]


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Jason Statham In Thailand

January 5, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rosie Huntington Whiteley scurried off to Thailand in the middle of the night to escape Jason Statham, but he found her. He has a certain set of abilities. Also, he’s implanted GSP tracking devices which show her precise location on his iPhone. Don’t be confused by the pictures where she appears to be alone. Her […]

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