Sarah Hyland Made CVS Bend The Knee

December 23, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Cue the crazy lady at the pharmacy going bonkers over her prescription. It’s a sight most of us have seen before but not too often does it come in celebrity form or from any woman that’s actually attractive for that matter. 

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Sarah Hyland Sick Of Boys

November 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When a woman rather text or be on Tinder while with you it’s time to call it quits. Sarah is 27 with no children. To keep someone like that entertained you should be as far away as possible from anything Disney related.

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Sarah Hyland Slams H8ers For Naked Boyfriend Selfie Shaming

November 15, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

No one on this Earth has ever or will ever be more marginalized than Modern Family star Sarah Hyland, who is pretty much nailed to the cross every damn day by all of the h8ers out there criticizing her plastic surgery, anorexia, and now boring naked Instagram selfie with her boyfriend. Thankfully Hyland has the strength to pry her hands off that cross long enough to clap back at these h8ers, and this time around has some choice words for people who bought into her attention ho pic with Bachelor in Paradise star boyfriend Wells Adams. If he’s been in that hot tub then congrats Hyland, you have chlamydia.

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Sarah Hyland The Modern Bisexual

November 7, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Being a guy was already challenging enough. Now Modern Family’s Sarah Hyland may normalize women switching sides if men fail at making them happy for nine seasons of their fictional always full of drama lives.

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Sarah Hyland Slams Life And Style For Plastic Surgery Facts

November 2, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Today’s slamming of the h8ers comes from Modern Family star Sarah Hyland, who suffered a Twitter meltdown after seeing that Life & Style called out her plastic surgery. Alleged plastic surgery. But like, plastic surgery. The magazine known for searing editorial about what choice lip gloss your favorite stars wear while taking dumps implies that Hyland’s new face is the result of going under the knife, but according to Hyland that isn’t the case at all, and her new face is just the product of whatever medical situation she’s been talking about for forty-five years. The same one that previously led to her dramatic weight loss. In the old days it was called anorexia and it was a compliment.

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Kara Del Toro Seeing Red and Shit Around the Web

October 23, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Social media underboob, abundant TV nudity, and more!

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Sofia Richie Lesbian Vacay and Shit Around the Web

August 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Demi Rose’s ravishing rump, Sofia Richie’s amazing vacation, and more!

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Claudia Romani Hits From the Thong and Shit Around the Web

June 6, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Topless Dutch models, Mischa Barton’s sex tape, and more!

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Sarah Hyland Six Ounces and a Wide Mile from Anorexia

May 25, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Sarah Hyland took to the notes section of her iPhone to clap back at h8ers calling her anorexic. The Modern Family actress was criticized for sharing a photograph on Instagram in which her emaciated appearance would make the CK One models sneak in an extra Tic Tac.

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Sarah Hyland Makes Me Wiener Happy And Shit Around The Web

June 8, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

I’ve been in deep lust with Sarah Hyland since I first saw her on Modern Family. Before it was OK, even. But now everything is on board and I don’t have to worry about possible jail time.

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