Sarah Palin Suing Azealia Banks

April 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Redneck crazy ex-Governor Sarah Palin is suing Azealia Banks for a series of Tweets Banks posted suggesting Palin deserved to be gang raped by some big black dudes to teach her a lesson about racism. That doesn’t make any sense. But I’d watch the leaked tape on 4Chan. Banks was responding to a fake news piece […]


Bristol Palin Lobs Softball

March 23, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Bristol Palin posted a picture of little brother Trig in honor of World Down Syndrome Day. Trig has Down syndrome. In the picture that Bristol put up, Trig is smiling and wearing a winter hat that says, “TRUMP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” Enter the Internet and ribald trollers: “Yep that’s Trumps target demographic.” In the place deep down […]


Sarah Palin’s Son Super Duper Cute Crushing the Family Pet

January 5, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Sarah Palin posted a Facebook photo of her son Trig stepping on the family dog and thought it was pretty damn adorable. She included a play by play narrative for anyone needing to confirm she actually condones this behavior: “Determined to help wash dishes with an oblivious mama not acknowledging his signs for ‘up!’, found […]

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