Sharon Stone Creaks Open Legs

July 24, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Sharon Stone’s fuckability in her new Instagram pictures is still up in the air. The fifty-nine-year-old actress assumes her working girl position in a bikini while on a boat in Montana. The region’s diverse fauna never ceases to amaze me. This is an Ancient Hobag sighting, for all you nature buffs. The adjectives being heaped upon Stone by the media for these new pictures are optimistic.

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Sharon Stone Brain Hemorrhage Causes Nudity

August 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sharon Stone is coming clean about the brain bleed that caused her to lose all her senses and get brand new tits just to restore her speech. Her harrowing medical experience whose medical charts were subsequently shredded and burned and avowed of any existence by the medical community, caused Sharon Stone to realize that she […]

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Sharon Stone Nipples Are My Hero

June 4, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I like that Sharon Stone shows off her recently purchased tits. It’s honest. I paid for them, they’re nice, look at them, motherfuckers. We do the same with cars and babies. Contextually it can be difficult to take in a nearly sixty year old woman with the perky nipples of a teen girl leaving a […]

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Sharon Stone Still Won’t Wear a Bra

December 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It might be time to re-animate Theodor Geisel and have him pen some instructive prose along the lines of Could You Would You Please Wear A Bra. Sharon Stone’s latest tits only date back about a couple or three years, but there comes a time when Grandma needs to throttle down on the free swingers. […]

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Yes, Sharon Stone, We All See Your Boobs

March 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I bet if you carbon dated Sharon Stone she’d come back triple digits. Though a black raven would probably peck you to death before you were able to share the results with the world. But her tits look to be about the same age as the last bastard baby born in Hollywood, and Sharon is […]

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Sharon Stone Refuses to Reverse-Defect to Cuba

February 21, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Sharon Stone is suing the producers of a Hemingway biopic because she didn’t want to go to Cuba. You know, because it’s fucking illegal. It all started when the cut-up crone was cast as Hemingway’s wife Mary in a film called Papa which is being produced by Bob Yari. Part of the film is supposedly […]

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Sharon Stone Goes Braless

September 25, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Whoever draws the short straw has to tell grandma to put her bra back on. Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, FameFlynet

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Sharon Stone Would Like Your Attention, Please

July 5, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Sharon Stone has been hanging out in Paris for Fashion Week with one of her young sons, and it’s safe to say that the kid is never going to have to worry about receiving a failing grade from any of his male teachers. The 55-year old actress had her high beams in full effect while […]

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Sharon Stone Trots Out the Boobs

May 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This is the third official Cannes Film Festival for Sharon Stone’s latest version tits. Not bad for rentals really. Sharon barely made it through customs as European countries continue to crackdown on the transporting of freshly drawn children’s blood from which Sharon draws her life sustaining force. Next stop for Sharon, the Venice Film Festival […]

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