Paige Butcher Shaming Her Future Stepdaughters Once Again

April 8, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Usually when your dad takes up with a hot young replacement for your mom, you can act out and start smoking cloves and underaged drinking and having sex with dudes who ride rice burners and have face tattoos. But what do you do when you’re already twenty and he replaces your mom with some white […]

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Eddie Murphy’s Daughters Have Talent Too

February 8, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Any man who has the privilege to make babies with models knows the obvious upside, outside of the procreative sex with an amazing looking woman who likely mumbles, is having a bunch of kids who are much better looking than you. Eddie Murphy’s daughters are pretty hot. I think they’re both of age so I […]

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Bria and Shayne Murphy In Bikinis

June 12, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I think the Chinese might have it right. Having daughters seems like an enormous pain in the ass. I suppose the tea parties are a blast, but when they grow up to be running around in bikinis in front of dudes then you have to go kill people you barely know for no good reason. […]

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