Human Pug Calls Sofia Vergara a Bitch

November 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Entitlement attitude will always lead to an argument. No middle aged woman with five pounds of make up on her face has ever been happy for a woman hotter and younger than her. Sofia Vergara vs. Teresa Giudice, round one.


Jim Parson’s Huge Payday

October 5, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you’re a straight white male involved in the entertainment business in 2017 it’s basically you versus everyone else at this point. Even though the majority of American society doesn’t bat an eye at anyone being gay anymore, you’re still looked at as the underdog. Win win.


Sofia Vergara Unreal Naked

August 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Forty-five-year-old Sofia Vergara gets the Photoshop assist in a new nude spread for Women’s Health making Internet headlines. The magazine should come with cyanide packets – like magazine perfume samples – for middle-aged women previously proud of their twenty Lean Cuisines and three sit-ups-a-day regime.


Sofia Vergara Selling Panties For The Poor

August 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sofia has chosen to donate 10% of sales to impoverished women in foreign lands to start businesses. The women don’t actually get to keep the money, it provides capital for loan allowances. It wasn’t hard enough to live on two dollars per week as a poor woman in India, now they have bankruptcy opportunities too. Isn’t American Feminism great? 


Sofia Vergara Bikinis On Vacation And Shit Around The Web

December 28, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Muy caliente hottie Sofia Vergara takes her giant tits on vacation. They call them tetas in Spanish. Also, too expensive for pesos any longer.


Sofia Vergara Sued By Her Own Embryos

December 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When Nick Loeb was banging Sofia Vergara everybody assumed he had her passport and some kind of blackmail worthy content to make that all go down. Loeb has some cash for sure, but less than Vergara who is currently the highest income TV actress in the known universe.


Sofia Vergara Gets Engaged And Shit Around The Web

December 31, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Latina tit monster Sofia Vergara got engaged over the holiday to the werewolf bohunk from True Blood, Joe Manganiello. Not to sound bi-curuous unsure, but both of these people are ridiculously hot. I look forward to their sex tape. Read all about their disgusting joy. (Dlisted) You know that private jet Bieber bought? Yeah, about […]


Sofia Vergara’s Tits Deserve Better And Shit Around The Web

August 26, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

The Internet got its collective panties in a bunch after last night’s Emmys because of an unfunny bit with Sofia Vergara. The Television Academy President literally put her on a spinning pedestal to show their commitment to always giving viewers something interesting to look at. Feminists got pissed because of how the showcase degraded Vergara […]


Sofia Vergara Tit’s Seem Happy

August 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re still amped to see Justin Timberlake in concert, you’re probably not ready to settle down with the fried onions toppings guy from Florida. You need the swarthy hunk from True Blood. I get that. I don’t care if you’re 22 or 42, those massive tits are not ready for commitment to anything other […]


Sofia Vergara Makes Kmart Seem Bouncier

May 16, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Modern Family star Sofia Vergara has been a spokesperson for Kmart since 2011, so this isn’t really anything new, but considering most people didn’t even know that Kmart had a website, it seems like her modeling efforts for the company should still be commended. As the Daily Mail shared, Sofia has used her best assets […]