Sophie Turner Is Popular, Therefore, She Works

August 8, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sophie Turner has broken the first rule of Hollywood. She’s being honest. It’s refreshing even if her alarming confession is hardly news. 


Sansa Stark Securing Roles with Social Media

August 7, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Your followers on social media will never amount to anything is something that gets said a lot. But having a legion of the mindlessly loyal could be the reason you end up on tv.


Lindsey Morgan Juggy Comic-Con Appearance and Shit Around the Web

July 28, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

WWE Divas vacationing, Paula Bulczynska in see-through lingerie, and more!


Hooters Girls Flaunt It and Shit Around the Web

July 14, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Blac Chyna climbs the pole, a girl loses her bikini on a bull, and more!


Sophie Turner Learned Oral Sex From Game Of Thrones

July 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Sophie Turner opens up to The Times about learning about oral sex from her Game of Thrones script. She was thirteen at the time. An age when a girl is either planning out an Easy Bake Oven feast in her Elsa costume or dancing on pool tables for her abortion fund. The magnitude of Turner’s admission is contingent on her exposure as a thirteen-year-old.


Sansa Stark Didn’t Use N-Word (VIDEO)

May 10, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Sophie Turner, most famous for portraying Sansa Stark on Game of Thrones, didn’t use the N-word in a new video circulating the Internet. According to Turner. According to reality, she didn’t either. But the media needs for rich white celebrities to use the N-word. Otherwise, it will have to rely solely on how many black dicks the Kardashians take and incarcerated Dance Moms.


Sophie Turner Working Hard

October 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Premium cable shows have figured out the formula for success in an era of declining TV viewership. You hire people who can really act to play the important parts and you cast a bunch of random good looking people for tons of nude scenes.


Sophie Turner Arrested For Domestic Violence

April 8, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Apparently, it’s illegal to beat up your husband because he’s pissed you took off your wedding ring and spent the night in Jeremy Piven’s hotel room. Sophie Turner isn’t the first hot model to pretend she’s single. Women might love to hear other women talk about how romantic their husband is, but men mostly want […]


Sophie Turner Has a Spectacular Wooty

April 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I’m not sure how a while girl gets such an amazing ass. It could be workouts, it could be genetics, it could be the tug of the moons that orbit Jupiter. Ours is not reason why. But, what is our government working on that is so important they can’t get one of these for every […]


poor Sophie Turner :(

January 28, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Sophie Turner looked a little gloomy yesterday on the beach in Sydney, maybe because you can’t walk 10 feet in Australia without tripping over some physically perfect sex machine. Here she gets tons of attention but down there, I don’t know of Australia has kids who shoot up their schools but if they do I […]