Stacy Keibler Is Still Really Happy Without George Clooney

May 12, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Just because George Clooney finally broke his vow to never get married again and gave Amal Alamuddin a ring that cost at least $750,000, it doesn’t mean that Stacy Keibler still thinks about him every day and carves his name into the walls of her baby’s room while she shrieks in frightening rage. Stacy is […]


Stacy Keibler Is So Happy For George Clooney

May 8, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When news broke that George Clooney had proposed to his girlfriend, Amal Alamuddin, the first thought on everyone’s mind was almost certainly, “I wonder what Stacy Keibler thinks about this!” Of course, Stacy is now married to Jared Pobre and the couple is expecting a baby soon, but it’s always very important that we hunt […]


My Own Take: Stacy Keibler Still Has Boobs

November 6, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

George Clooney doesn’t just leave chicks. He leaves them empty. Without the Clooney essential bodily fluids, all the girls become Charlie in Flowers for Algernon after the surgery wears off. It’s great to see Stacy Keibler still trying to beat the mouse in the maze. Showing off your boobs doesn’t hurt. She’s even got a […]


Stacy Keibler Is Still Doing Just Fine

November 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When George Clooney broke up with model Elisabetta Canalis in 2011, she rebounded by dating Jackass star Steve-O for several months and that, more than anything, revealed just how hard a girl can hit rock bottom, when the only thing that can mend her broken heart is a guy who staples shit to his ass […]


Stacy Keibler Had The Best Birthday Week

October 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Stacy Keibler thought that she was going to be the woman who made George Clooney settle down, get married and have kids, and that’s probably why he eventually dumped her like all of the rest of the younger models that he’s dated. Naturally, she wants us all to know that life post-Clooney is even better […]


Stacy Keibler Has A Boring New Boyfriend

October 1, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

According to this photo that Stacy Keibler posted to her Instagram yesterday, she is now dating this gentleman named Jared Pobre, or as everyone who doesn’t know who he is will forever call him: Not George Clooney. But then, that’s the problem with dating someone who just broke up with one of the most popular […]


Stacy Keibler Went To Burning Man

September 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Stacy Keibler claims to be having a life changing experience at Burning Man. You know it’s life changing since she’s sharing sexy photos of herself at Burning Man on her Instagram. So, her old life, only on ecstasy. For those not familiar with Burning Man, it’s the annual labor day weekend festival dedicated to fat hairy […]


Stacy Keibler Said ‘Shit’ On Good Morning America (VIDEO)

July 18, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Stacy Keibler was a guest on Good Morning America Tuesday, in the wake of George Clooney adding her name to his list of ridiculously hot ex-girlfriends. During a segment in which she wore a blindfold and put random things in her mouth – thanks for the call, GMA – Stacy accidentally let loose a little […]


George Clooney Is Done With This One

July 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For the past two years, former WWE wrestler Stacy Keibler thought that she could be the girl who could finally make George Clooney settle down and become a husband and father after roughly two decades of sticking his dick in everything from Los Angeles to Laos. Of course, she was probably wrong, as the Mirror […]


Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

February 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him […]