Suelyn Medeiros Squats for Humanity

September 30, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The best a foreigner with a big ass and dark hair can hope for is to be called the Kim Kardashian of her home country. It bestows upon the recipient all claim and title to be oiled and ready for rapper or top three professional sports franchise guaranteed contract money ballers. Also, you get some […]


SueLyn Medeiros Flashes Easter Ham

March 29, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing says Christ has risen quite like reality star and model Suelyn Medeiros flashing her body parts while dressed in an Easter Bunny costume. I’m guessing it’s not easy to talk Suelyn into doing these revealing type photoshoots. You have to get into long winded passion speeches  like, ‘Hey, guess who’s got a Benjamin in […]


SueLyn Medeiros Vacation Photos Are Better Than Your Vacation Photos

March 22, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Suelyn Medeiros is Brazilian, has an outrageously curvy body, and used to drive a Delorean until she serpentined it down Hollywood Boulevard, side swiped a bunch of cars, and got arrested for DUI. In short, Suelyn Medeiros is a party in a can. Thanks to the invention of Instagram, the technology that will likely seed […]