Suzanne Somers Pie To The Face

March 16, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somebody sick of Suzanne Somers bragging about how her husband services her senior snatch daily took a shaving cream pie to her face outside Dancing With the Stars rehearsal. I think it was her dance partner who still has nightmares about his beard wife’s similar demands once a year on Stalin’s birthday. A contract is […]


Suzanne Somers Is Having More Sex Than Miley Cyrus

October 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Whenever somebody tells me anything about their sex life, I’m always thinking just one thing. Unless it involves Katherine Heigl and two donkeys, I’ve heard it before. Still, some people just insist on sharing. Especially older people who are still getting it on. You don’t need to give them much of an opening to brag […]