Tamara Ecclestone Breastfeeding Three Year Old For Promotional Purposes (VIDEO)

November 17, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ecclestone’s been featuring her brazen toddler nursing frequently as part of her shtick. It’s a cynical attempt to thrust herself into real world mom discussions. 

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Olivia Wilde Breastfeeding Points

October 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s a quiet dignity in being part of the hundred million women a year who breastfeed their babies without so much as a selfie or Instagram shoutout to woman power. At some point wealthy celebrity women having kids in their 30’s decided that snapping photos of their infants on their tits constituting their Gaia sacrificial duties for the year.

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Tamara Ecclestone Defined By Breastfeeding

December 16, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Tamara Ecclestone has joined the chorus of women fighting the stigma of breastfeeding that doesn’t exist by sharing photos of her nursing excessively old toddlers. Ecclestone follows the pro forma breastfeeding dogma by explaining that nursing is super duper natural and what everyone did for eons before bottles and nannies and organic mashed peas. Sort […]

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Tamara Ecclestone Still Modeling

October 14, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This Formula One heiress continues to model even though she’s now a married mom, she doesn’t need the money, and she doesn’t seem particularly strong at modeling. Once you invest in the boobs it’s like going to med school. You kind of have to be a doctor. Regardless of your financial standing, your special identity […]

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Tamara Ecclestone Is a Really Good Mother

May 7, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I have to imagine the other gals in Tamara Ecclestone’s mommy and me group hate her like a dog hates bathes, if that dog had postpartum mood swings and access to a kitchen full of knives. It’s one thing to be an heiress to a billion dollar fortune, it’s another to have perfect abs less […]

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Tamara Ecclestone Switches to Pink

March 16, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Upon further review, basically, staring more and more at Tamara Ecclestone’s inflated tubes, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’d still let her be my super rich bitchy wife. Why not? If you’re going to choose to spend the rest of your life with just one woman, might as well have her screaming at you […]

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Tamara Ecclestone Has Big Money and Big Boobs

March 14, 2013 | bikini | Brendon| 0 Comments

Tamara Ecclestone is rich. She and her sister are heiresses to the Bernie Ecclestone F1 Racing fortune. It’s supposed to be well over a billion dollars. Tamara’s sister, Petra, started buying up shit in L.A. with her money. Like the Aaron Spelling mansion. And purses. Tamara pretends to run a lingerie company but it doesn’t […]

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