World Upset With Tom Brady’s Wife

February 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It can be pretty upsetting to most individuals when someone associated from the “better” team claims the underdog team was allowed to win out of charity. Gisele Bündchen just happened to openly express to her child what was on most people’s mind when it came to the Eagles winning the Super Bowl. The win was […]


Miss Venezuela Contestant Victim Of Improperly Tailored Top

September 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Miss Earth Venezuela contestant Fabianny Zambrano wanted to give the judges extra incentive to select her as a winner. 


Lady Victoria Hervey Nip Slip In Barbados

December 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lady Victoria Hervey is the fancy name for this socialite chick who’s British dad got into a whole mess of financial schemes yet she still manages to live and party at forty off aristocratic title of a bygone era. In short, she’s kind of my hero.


Adult Star Kate England Nip Slip On Complete Accident

July 30, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s dicey to call a wardrobe malfunction on a porn star. Those benevolent craftspeople who conduct their business on the couches of rented homes in the San Fernando Valley have made a concerted to be more visible in the public square.


Miley Cyrus Pretends To Be A Cum Loving Topless Baby (VIDEO)

December 15, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Feminists are lauding the symbolism of female celebrities infantilized by the male dominated media culture as reckoned in Miley Cyrus’ profound new music video, BB Talk. They are neglecting to mention this video was put together by the same dude that did Blurred Lines they called out for being super exploitative and rapey.  It seems pretty […]


Kat Torres Nip Slip

October 27, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

For all the shit I give Brazil for pretending to be first world, once a month they send some model northward to show off her spectacular tits on the beach. It’s like a palms up gesture from the Navajo. Right before they snake you at roulette in their I’m sorry for the 19th century massacre […]


Anne Hathaway Nip Slip for The Intern

September 22, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

For all the animosity toward her high maintenance Bohemian artist shtick, Anne Hathaway does movie premieres well. At Les Miserables she flashed her bare vagina. For The Intern, you get a nipple. Maybe she thinks less of this film. There’s no singing. Twice a year she likes to remind everybody they’d lie and say how […]


Leidy Mazo Topless on the Clock

August 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It says a lot about our society that this chick and Channing Tatum have to show off their tits to get work in this town. Even more so that we ultimately reward the one with the disturbingly inset eyes. In a perfect world, people would be judged and compensated entirely by their intellect and compassion […]


Rita Ora Nip Slip In Paris

July 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Two things happen at Fashion Week. Wealthy people on SSRI’s exchange absurdist level of details concerning clothes. And the small number of straight dudes in attendance wait for famous chicks to flash their nipples because nobody who is anybody who is getting paid to be in Paris is wearing undergarments. I spy Rita Ora. I’ve […]


Mariah Carey Nipple Slips Out of Containment

June 23, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The technology that went into Mariah Carey’s all-terrain fat containment suit wasn’t even available just five years ago. It’s how we’re going to keep diabetic soda kids from going comatose on future trips to Mars. Still  you direct too many psi into the muffin area and a tit is going to squirt out of containment. A convenient […]

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