Elle Fanning Side Tit For Cannes

Channel the excitement Donald Trump felt when visually feeling up a twelve-year-old Paris Hilton and you'll understand the appeal of Elle Fanning. Dakota Fanning might as well be the old woman that dropped the necklace into the sea when compared to younger sister Elle. read more

Paul Allen Hosts A Has-Been Boat Party

Only billionaires can afford custom built luxury yachts because only billionaires can afford to lose tens of millions of dollars a year in operating cost and depreciation. Even Jennifer Lawrence finally being paid the same as her male co-stars could at best afford a... read more

Orlando Bloom Fucked a Waitress Out of a Job

Since somebody mentioned Orlando Bloom might be gay a decade ago, he's made it his mission to fuck the living shit out of the world's good looking 20-something women. A dramatic response, but there is a ton of fucking involved, so it beats angry Tweeting. read more

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Jihadists Continue to Be Super Gay

If there's an attribute common to any zealot, it's an overwhelming self hatred for impure thoughts. Inevitably about wanting to stick your dick into children or members of the same sex. read more

Doutzen Kroes' Nest and Shit Around the Web

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Huma Abedin Single and Ready to Mingle

As far as divorcee dating goes, if you're looking for a 40-year old anorexic Muslim chick with a husband of convenience in the slammer on sex crimes, a child being maintained somewhere by interns, and a best friend leading the #Resistance in a fat pantsuit, Tinder up Huma... read more

Cher's Teenager Tits Disconcerting

Cher wore nor one but two revealing outfits while performing at this weekend's Billboard Music Awards. Millennials thought they were cheering on their favorite RuPaul's Drag Race queen. read more

Beyoncé Bare Belly Push Party For Africa

A very pregnant Beyoncé celebrated her upcoming multiple reconstructive surgeries with an African-themed Carter Push Party at her home in Beverly Hills. read more

Ask Tyler: Sweet Sixteen

Ask Tyler: I am a father of a 16 year old girl. Recently she has started dating a classmate that I thought was a nice kid. Just to be safe I put a gps tracking software on my daughters car. Well I guess it's my car, I bought it for her. Anyways, I have been following her... read more

Miley Cyrus Brought Herself to Tears

Miley Cyrus has re-launched herself for the seventh time. Each launch generates tons of negative comments from the general public followed by tens of millions of dollars into the Miley Cyrus Foundation for a Kick Ass Life. read more

Nicki Minaj Secretly Sponsoring Village in India

Nicki Minaj took to Instagram to casually drop in a series of publicized photo posts that she's been financially supporting a village in India for the past couple of years. Minaj is so humble, nobody even know about it. read more