Flamethrower Weapon Of Your Fantasy Is Now A Reality

January 30, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Elon Musk made a flamethrower that looks much more fun than the miniature Bic lighter and aerosol can combo that you’ve been using to scare small children and small dogs. Now for a mere $500 you’re able to buy a real flamethrower that looks like a rare item in a Call Of Duty Advanced Warfare […]


Elon Musk Attempts To Slip Out Of Sex Party Unnoticed

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Since birth boys have always had to keep girls out whose soul intention is to assure anyone with a penis is having an equally lame time at life. It started with your first tree house club when you were younger and your little sister told your parents you weren’t letting her play. Fast-forward some years […]


Fate Of Future Innovation In The Hands Of Amber Heard

January 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Failed relationships have the power to ruin people forever. Amber Heard wrecked Johnny Depp and now she’s after Elon Musk who also just happens to be humanity’s last hope. 


Amber Heard Chaz Bono Back On

August 12, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The thirty-one-year-old Heard is coming off of a complex relationship with the back of Johnny Depp’s hand and might find security and stability in the arms of someone who looks like a potato. His billions can’t hurt. The Tesla founder finds that although Heard is expensive, you can get a lot of mileage out of her. 


Amber Heard Loses Another Billionaire

August 7, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When you’re a billionaire, there are a billion reasons to break up. There’s no limit in relationships when you can buy love and women.


Amber Heard And Elon Musk Putting a Stamp On It

April 24, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard shared a photo of herself and Elon Musk, the alleged genius who’s about to marry her and be half as much of a billionaire. It’s possible to be super smart and socially retarded. It’s also possible your company has a fantastic PR campaign behind you and you’re simply European.


Amber Heard And Elon Musk Possibly Boning

July 25, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard is reportedly sucking Elon Musk’s cock. Musk is a bonafide genius. Any media outlet with financial stake in Tesla will gladly tell you in 3,000 words. He’s probably super smart. Yet marketing and super genius rarely go together. People steal the latter’s ideas. Hence Tesla didn’t have a Campbell’s Soup campaign and probably died wearing those weird fingerless gloves.