Lindsey Pelas Two Tits to Rule Them All

When girls said they were going to show off their big fake tits in tiny bikinis on something called social media and make a small fortune, who didn't chuckle? Hypothetically speaking. Nobody laughs directly at blonds with enormous racks. It's imprudent. read more

Kourtney Kardashian Not Serious, Just Fucking

An insider source to the Kardashians, so Kris Jenner, tells the tabloids that Kourtney Kardashian isn't serious about the young model she's hanging with, they're just fucking. read more

Elle Fanning Side Tit For Cannes

Channel the excitement Donald Trump felt when visually feeling up a twelve-year-old Paris Hilton and you'll understand the appeal of Elle Fanning. Dakota Fanning might as well be the old woman that dropped the necklace into the sea when compared to younger sister Elle. read more

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Paul Allen Hosts A Has-Been Boat Party

Only billionaires can afford custom built luxury yachts because only billionaires can afford to lose tens of millions of dollars a year in operating cost and depreciation. Even Jennifer Lawrence finally being paid the same as her male co-stars could at best afford a... read more

Cher's Teenager Tits Disconcerting

Cher wore nor one but two revealing outfits while performing at this weekend's Billboard Music Awards. Millennials thought they were cheering on their favorite RuPaul's Drag Race queen. read more

Beyoncé Bare Belly Push Party For Africa

A very pregnant Beyoncé celebrated her upcoming multiple reconstructive surgeries with an African-themed Carter Push Party at her home in Beverly Hills. read more

Danny Morais Ass Paint

If you can finger paint half decent in preschool, everybody in your family circle will insist you're born to be an artist. Your chances of growing from there into self-sufficient professional artist is now 1 in 500,000. Similar to the kid in fifth grade with the accurate... read more

Alyssa Arce Offends With Nudity (VIDEO)

Not everybody is happy with Alyssa Arce posting a video of herself naked in the shower. Ninety-percent of her Instagram audience are dudes looking to tug one out. Veiled nudity can be a hinderance to a copious sock ejaculate. read more

Katy Perry Hates Taylor Swift

Pop music star battles are the encephalitic younger cousins of rap star battles. Just smile and hand it that balloon it keeps staring at. read more

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Laverne Cox Almost Naked For Real Womanhood

90% of being a woman is assuaging crippling self-doubt with sexual validation. The other 10% is veiling that impulse as self-empowerment. Laverne Cox isright on track. read more

Robin Wright Topless, Bored, Underpaid

Robin Wright and her "tiny sprinkle of botox" take to The Edit magazine to pose topless and discuss the trials and tribulations of affluent womanhood. Seventy-five-year-old Garbage lead singer Shirley Manson hits all the prerequisite high notes as the interviewer. read more

Tanya Callau Gold Digging

Alan Thicke's two surviving sons Robin and Brennan are lining up against their stepmom who they claim is wrangling for more cash from their dead dad's estate during probate. Probably a little late for the stepmom's a gold-digger charges. read more