White House Hottie Hope Hicks

I hope Hope Hicks is able to fill the political position. And if she doesn't secure the promotion, I know positions I'd like to fill her in. Politics can be pretty boring. But I'm sensing a spike in younger male political interest coming on. read more

Chris Brown Opens Up About Beating

Domestic violence is never okay. In an obvious PR move, Chris made a documentary opening up about the beating to clear his name. Sort of.  read more

Anna Paquin Is All About Lesbian Upkilt

Anna Paquin will be seeking Scottish lesbian stud love in her new project Tell It To The Bees. Her lover will be Holliday Grainger. Hold on to your kilts men.  read more

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Sarah Stage Defends Being Ripped Pregnant Dude

He-Man is trembling. Instagram model, fitness guru, author, and future nobody Sarah Stage has made a sideshow name for herself over the past few years as the Incredible Ripped Pregnant Man, and in a new statement, she proves that she doesn't have room for the h8ers in her... read more

The Gentrified Munsters Of Brooklyn

I'm waiting for the medical industry to classify hipster as a disease. Reboots are ripoffs that lack the respect for the original, but adding a hipster element just takes the cake. read more

Lori Loughlin Full Of Crap About Daughter's Car Accident

Celebrity parents are some of the most out of touch individuals on the planet. The evasion of common sense when you're a star is a dominant trait. read more

Pink Milking For All It's Worth

While the world turns its collective head towards business casual neo-Nazis, somewhat passable trans man Pink is holding down the milk bag advocacy fort that nobody gives a fuck about. When you're engaged in a battle against zero people for media attention, what does that... read more

Kardashian Victims The Hollywood Reporter Interview

The Hollywood Reporter must have had some extra black dicks lying around, and some cheesecake for Khloé, because they were able to lure almost the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan (Caitlyn was off making America great again) to one place for a new photoshoot and interview.... read more

Gigi Hadid Underwhelms

I thought people turned to Vogue for aspirational fashion. Not to dress like a woman Cara Delevingne would Snapchat herself tongue fucking in an Urban Outfitters changing room.   read more

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Ashley Graham "Paving The Way"

"People look at my size now and know that’s what makes me famous. That kind of sucks, too, because it’s like, ‘Damn, my size is what makes me famous?’" read more

Lena Dunham Two Dogs, One Tit

Lena Dunham's breast spilled out of her top while she hauled her two replacement dogs across the sands in the manner of a fisherman hoisting his catch. That's not to assume she's going to consume her new designer dogs. Though she is, with fava beans and a half gallon of... read more

Sophie Turner Is Popular, Therefore, She Works

Sophie Turner has broken the first rule of Hollywood. She's being honest. It's refreshing even if her alarming confession is hardly news.  read more