Man Who Cupped Terry Crews’ Teabags Calls No Harm No Foul

February 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It would be nice if male on male sexual assault could be reviewed by referees like Zack Ertz’s 4th quarter Super Bowl LII catch. You could easily refer to the replay and determine if the man who allegedly groped Terry Crews had complete control of the ball. Or both of them in this case. Hollywood […]

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Terry Crews Sinking Fast, Plays Race Card

December 29, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Terry Crews had to know that the silent majority of red blooded males were going to turn on him when he joined the #MeToo sexual harassment victims choir.

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Terry Crews Calls the Cops on His Groper

November 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Because even large muscular black men can be sexually harassed, Terry Crews went to the cops this week to officially report a reach around on his junk by Adam Venit, a big shot senior agent at William Morris Endeavor, where Crews is repped.

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Terry Crews Shares His Sexual Assault Story

October 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Terry Crews took a break from his apologizing for standard male behavior videos to join the ranks of celebrities to disavow Harvey Weinstein in no uncertain terms. 

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Terry Crews Still Hating on Porn

February 26, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Since launching his massive apologizing for males tour a couple years back with a book and speaking tour, evangelical former NFL player and Old Spice body Terry Crews continues his crusade against obvious male behavior. He became fond of stating how overt masculine behavior is more harmful than the Taliban. Update to ISIS to ensue. […]

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Terry Crews Apologizes For Men, We’re All Good Now

December 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You can read Vassar senior theses, peruse Jezebel forums, and decipher limericks Lena Dunham scribbles on the bathroom stall with her period blood that are simply hilarious, devour it all, the roots of modern feminism lay in the unapologetic neutering of the archetypal male. Such mass castration requires the diligent use of crude stereotypes and […]

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