March 15, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you’re hard-pressed to define exactly what iHeartMedia is, even though you probably hear the name pretty often, just know that it no longer matters because the company will most likely soon no longer exist in its current... READ MORE

Burt Reynolds – If There’s Grass On The Sally Field

March 15, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The eighty-two-year-old Reynolds made a rare appearance on the Today show where he continued his tradition of giving bazaar interviews that highlight the fact that emaciated womanizing corpses from Hollywood's past probably should have an expiration date. READ MORE

Open Post: What Should Have Happened To Martin Shkreli?

March 9, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

He just got seven years in prison. Enough? Spoiler: Hell no. READ MORE

Celebrities Ruin Everything: Dick’s Sporting Goods Edition

February 28, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Celebrities that suck don’t realize that by endorsing something – AKA shoving something down our throats – they make normal people want to do the opposite. Their respective fan bases most likely already agree with their opinions, so why... READ MORE

Gnarly. Shaun White A Douchebag, But Not For Sexual Assault

February 14, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Anyone watching the Olympics last night knows first and foremost that North Korean figure skaters are only allowed to pick outfits inspired by Tron, and secondly that snowboarder Shaun White is probably the biggest douchebag in the world. He’s... READ MORE

Mariah Carey May Have Sucked One In The Name Of Satan

February 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey growing up in a satanic sex cult would explain so much of her eccentric diva behavior as an adult. Only someone who used their snatch to please Satan could hate Christmas so much. Allegations are flooding in... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Releases Actual List Of Her 12 H8ers For Stank Juice

February 2, 2018 | Uncategorized | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

We always say that h8ers gonna h8, and we also always say that Kim Kardashian is a microwaved Fleshlight, and today these two very important facts convene to bring us Kim Kardashian’s official h8ers list featuring twelve people who... READ MORE

Ashley Judd Denied Part Because She Wouldn’t Show Her Juicy Tits

January 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you’ve ever seen Ashley Judd on screen, you already know that she would never go nude for a part, except in the movies Eye of the Beholder, Double Jeopardy, Bug, Normal Life, and Norma Jean and Marilyn. Besides... READ MORE

A Couple Of Women Feud Over Eating Cooch

January 17, 2018 | Uncategorized | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Women are more sexually fluid than men in general. The entire world knows what goes on at slumber parties. Sex doll with a soul Kim Zolciak and someone else with the misfortune of the name Kandi Burruss are arguing... READ MORE

Time’s Up For Lena Dunham

January 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lena Denham looked like Louie Anderson in Demi Moore drag while attending the HBO Official Golden Globe Awards After Party last night in Los Angeles, and yes, she wore black! The 75th Annual Golden Globes proved that assault and... READ MORE